Friday, March 23, 2007
YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN.....
It is my restday but i feel restless, tried to get in touch with my friends but they're all darn busy. decided to fiddle and scribble while doing the laundry, i've come up with my top ten list...
You're getting old when....
1. Your metabolism slows down and your arse jiggles for a week whenever you down meals good for 2 to 3 persons, unlike in your teens, you could down a gallon of ice cream and nothing happens.
2. Once in a while you're getting annoyed by hard and edgy music you use to blast your ears with.
3. You go to a bar with soft music, have a beer and a talk with your mates, unlike before you go to where the live bands are.... or the where the live nudes are.
4.You have to work real hard to get yourself in great shape, meaning you lack physical activities nowadays and your idea of an exercise is switching tv channels manually.
5. You hear Kylie Minogue's song in the airwaves bringing back high school memories and later on discover that MYMP covered the song.
6. And the kids' think the song is written by MYMP.
7. A stranger, younger than you asking for directions, calling you kuya or ate, or worse, manong or manang.
8. You easily get drunk with 4 bottles of San Miguel beer when you use to down half a case by yourself.
9. You watch the television and see the once young teeny boppers of your era doing parent or villain roles, think of the "That's Entertainment stars".
10. You use to have game, mimicking air jordan's sleek moves. Now you can only shoot, dunk and do cross-over moves in NBA live 2007.
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It's all to true,now why did you have to go and melt my snowman,I feel older after haveing read that..Nice blog keep up the good work,and great poem's..,,jsn
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