1.Mom and Dad forgot to check your report card with flunking grades because they're too busy fiddling with the new h-fi component system.
2.It rained hard and the local gov't declared that classes are suspended thus rescheduling the big examination day.
3.There is still paper towel left at the public restrooms when you really need to go.
4.You have your ipod with you during the colloge freshman orientation which usually take 2 to 3 hours.
5.Your elder brother's sweet girlfriend arrive when he's about to whoop your ass for breaking his smartphone.
6. Your elder sister's heart throb approach and talk with her when she's about to yap about her panties being soiled by Barkley, your pet beagle.
7. You still got enough dough to ask your campus crush to have a hotdog sandwhich and a coke with you.
8. You got lightning quick reflexes to dodge your teacher, Ms. Olden's blackboard eraser who got pissed when your nosy classmate yelped loudly when she sat on a pair of tacks you put on her seat.
9.Your Mom did not bonk you in front of the Principal for pissing Ms. Olden because she will go to a mahjong session later and asked you not to tell your Dad.
10.You bought a can of Glade freshener and emptied it in your room before your grumpy and strict grandma comes up and smell the ganja you've been sneaking in.
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