THINGS TO DO IF BOREDOM HOUNDS YOU

I woke up late, as usual, but to my surprise, no one's home but me. They all went to work of course and i have to endure this day, by myself, alone. I survived the boredom on it's 1st and 2nd day,i need to survive again. After eating my late lunch along with the too late breakfast i started to drag my healing carcass to the computer to check mails and stuff, Tsk! none. So what am i going to do? I decided to come up with my top ten "To do if you're totally bored". here goes...

1. Try to fill the toilet bowl with water.

2. Grab a cup full of rice grains, then try to count how many grains a cup contains.

3. Grab a water filled sprayer bottle, go to the 2nd floor if you have, then squirt some water to unsuspecting passerby to annoy them, make sure they don't see you or else, you'll get your ass kicked.

4. Grab a pen and paper, then try writing whatever you like using your left hand if your right handed, and your right hand of course if you're a lefty.

5. Arrange your cd collection alphabetically, or chronologically, or according to date of purchase, or according to sentimentality, or......

6. Open the TV set, mute the unit, grab a guitar even if you don't know how to play it, switch to a telenovela and do the musical scoring.

7. Grab your digicam and take some mug shot of yourself, make it nasty and intimidating then upload it to your friendster account.

8. Try reading a book....Backwards!

9. Go to the garden, using the squirt bottle, shoot the sleeping cat, the file of ants or annoy the chained rottweiler at your neighbors' backyard.

10. Go get a pistol or a hand grenade, or a space gun and take some hostages and demand for world peace! ask for a hotdog sandwhich and a coke...make that a pair, for you and your caucasian buddy who suggested this stunt.

PEACE!